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reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

(Source: spockdarlin, via gangstapope)

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lolcuteanimals:

Puppies!  Black Lab, Yellow Lab, Chocolate Lab.  Aww-dorable!
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togifs:

Benny the Bulldog Plays Peekaboo [video]
tastefullyoffensive:

[fartywings]
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lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

(via joshpeck)

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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via gangstapope)

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hellabloggin:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

(Source: cummied, via bastille)

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baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

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Me: i'm over my crush
Crush: hey
Me: nvm

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ass-crumb:

womanfeedme:

stunningpicture:

very clear water

this fucked me up


same