Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
"suck my dick"
"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.