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5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

(via alygraytor)

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

(via burrit0s-bitch)

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via burrit0s-bitch)

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egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via wifibeforeguys)

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togifs:

[video]
fuckindiva:

The Godfather (1972)